I love dresses...

But I don't wear much. As a matter of fact, I have one single dress in my armoire. Surprising? To me it is. I love how a full-length maxi dress dress can make you feel unpretentiously naughty while being totally covered up—the fabric clinging to your skin, getting trapped between your thighs, emphasizing curvy legs, lean thighs, wide hips...whatever you got. I love the mystery of panties, no panties, panties, no panties, no panties...thong?

Well, enough about dresses.

I feel most comfortable in pants. Jeans, I love but it's usually a crush, one sided, infatuated with the idea, the fantasy of them actually fitting over my curvy, athletic thighs, round butt and narrow waist. You will never catch me in a pair of sweatpants...so I want the next best thing. I'm too obsessed with track pants.

I love these Bird by Juicy Couture track pants. How could you choose sweatpants over these?

I love Armani's loose leg wool trousers. It's the cross between sweatpants (yuck) and a classic trouser. It's pulled together and polished, yet playful and so damn comfortable! I mean, if you can wear pants like these, why the hell mess with sweats? Please, answer me...
That's what I thought.